At just 2 years old, Pretzel may be small in size, but she’s big on personality—and attitude.
As our Junior Cyber Disruptor, Pretzel specializes in breaking tension, lightening moods, and slipping into Zoom calls uninvited. Her unique skill set includes tail-wagging diplomacy, blanket burrowing recon, and strategic snuggling to reduce humans stress levels.
When Pretzel isn’t curled up like a cinnamon roll in her designated corner, she’s confidently asserting herself as the emotional intelligence backbone of the company.
Her motto?
"If in doubt, nap it out."
Her daily duties include:
Surprise audits of lap availability during deep-focus work sprints
Squeaky toy stress-testing for office noise resilience
Advanced social engineering (using cuteness to get snacks from clients on video calls)
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