Junior Cyber Disruptor & Nap-Time Coordinator

🐾 Small dog. Big Job. I'm Pretzel

At just 2 years old, Pretzel may be small in size, but she’s big on personality—and attitude.

As our Junior Cyber Disruptor, Pretzel specializes in breaking tension, lightening moods, and slipping into Zoom calls uninvited. Her unique skill set includes tail-wagging diplomacy, blanket burrowing recon, and strategic snuggling to reduce humans stress levels.


When Pretzel isn’t curled up like a cinnamon roll in her designated corner, she’s confidently asserting herself as the emotional intelligence backbone of the company.

Her motto?

"If in doubt, nap it out."

Her daily duties include:

Surprise audits of lap availability during deep-focus work sprints

Squeaky toy stress-testing for office noise resilience

Advanced social engineering (using cuteness to get snacks from clients on video calls)

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