Head of Perimeter Surveillance & Wellness

🐾 Fern

Fern joined Systems Secure in 2021 after an intense four-year internship in tail-chasing, mud-digging, and nap rotation strategy.

With a nose for trouble (and peanut butter), Fern is our

Head of Perimeter Surveillance

—vigilantly monitoring the front window for suspicious activity, rogue delivery drivers, and unapproved squirrels.

When she’s not pacing the office in full alert mode, she’s keeping morale high with strategic lean-ins, soulful eyes, and occasional zoomies across the rug.


Fern believes every business deserves to feel safe, seen, and maybe even sniffed (just once). She’s fiercely loyal, always listening, and entirely powered by chicken treats.

Her primary responsibilities include:

Barking before the doorbell rings (proactive threat detection)

Making sure the "hoomans" take breaks (mandatory walk protocol)

Acting as a living, breathing reminder that cybersecurity is serious—but we’re human first

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